When he was about
twelve, my older brother discovered a new source of income: he spent
hours cutting wine bottles into drinking glasses. Some of these
stayed in the family, others were made into sets of matching colour
and size and either given away as presents or sold. They were
practical, cheap, and tough, and making them to sell taught him a lot.
About ten years ago,
I'm sure that I saw an identical cutter in the catalogue from the
Centre of Alternative Technology Eco Store in Wales, but my life was too busy
for me to even consider buying it, let alone embarking on the hassle
of removing the labels from bottles, etching the cut, alternately
heating it over a candle flame and rubbing it with an ice cube (and
cleaning up the attendent mess); then, if the cut was a clean one,
sanding the edge so that lips are not sliced to ribbons. The
process, I remembered, was not particularly profitable given the time
spent, but it did assauge my parents' dismay at the throwing away of
the quantity of bottles that they accumulated what with their own
consumption and their entertaining.
So a year or so ago I
decided to find a cutter and start making glasses – or maybe turn
the project over to Zenon so that he could walk in his Uncle's
footsteps. My first stop was the CAT catalogue. No sign of a bottle
cutter. So I contacted CAT. “We have never had such a thing in our
shop.” Ebay? Nope. I had enough things to do, so I pursued the
quest no further.
Until the
Instructables. Lots of ideas come from this magnificent website,
and thank goodness I didn't un-sub from their mailing list when I did
a mail clean-out some time back. Because about a month ago
instructions for making a bottle cutting jig showed up on their
weekly newsletter. The plans looked ok, but I didn't want to start a woodwork project just then. But I found the
website for Green Power Science, and, watching their video I decided
that, though it was expensive ($45), I would buy their jig and try
their technique -- using boiling and cold water alternately until a clean break occurs along the line of least resistance, the thin etched line in the glass. The international postage, at $23 felt steep, but I
decided to take the plunge.
“Hmmm,” I thought,
taking a deep breath and feeling a little 'had'. “Where's the $23
in that?”
“Don't waste your
time, Manamou,” Best Beloved said when I mentioned writing to
complain. “They'll tell you that the rest of the shipping money
went on the box and on someone to take it to the Post Office.” But
I persisted and wrote a polite note asking where the remaining $11.67
was, then put it out of my mind and started cutting bottles.
My cutting was not very
successful. Unlike Dan Rojas, the man behind GPS, who gets a near
perfect cut with most of his bottles, none of my cuts were smooth,
and most were unusable with downward cracks . The glass on some of
mine was thinner than on standard bottles, but the heavier bottles
(champagne and proseco) cut much more evenly.
So, putting aside the cutter after some experimentation, I removed the labels from a host of empties and planned a day on the learning curve for Wednesday. My lack of success had not discouraged me, I just figured that I needed to master technique, and to find which thickness of bottles cut best. A pleasant email from Denise Rojas told me that they were refunding $8 to my PayPal account – the other $2 witheld to cover the cost of the box (“Two dollars?” I thought. “More like nearly four where I learned to add...” But I decided to quit while I was ahead, and sent her a nice note back thanking her and telling her I was enjoying my cutter. Her response that evening was along the lines of “Nice to hear it, let me know if you need any more help.” So I congratulated myself on not having followed my first instinct and been nasty, but instead had laid the foundation for a postitive relationship...)
In the first light of Wednesday morning, I heard Stumpy miaowing outside the kitchen window, and, eschewing the door, I let him in the window – something that I almost never do. His front paw tangled with a strip of window draught-proofing that was on the sill awaiting installation, and that in turn, tangled in the jig. As I lifted the cat off the sill (he doesn't manage jumping from heights well as he has only one front leg to absorb the shock), the whole lot crashed to the ground. I picked it up, fed Stumpy, and forgot about it.
...Until everyone was
at school. With only the murmur of Galena's hoover downstairs and
lunch in the oven, I sorted out all the clean new empties into bottle
shapes and sizes, picked up the jig, and sat down to cut. But
instead of a thin white line appearing on the glass where the wheel
was etching the line along which the break would happen, nothing
appeared. Puzzled, I looked closer at the jig, and where the tiny
cutting wheel should have been caught between two edges, a gap mocked
me. The wheel was gone, knocked out of place when the jig fell off
the sill that morning.
I felt ill. Sixty
dollars gone because I'd done the cat a favour and let him in the
window... Of course I looked on the floor, but I'd swept earlier,
and Galena had hoovered the sweepings. Any other day and I would
have found it.
So I got back on the
Net and emailed Denise... After all her last words had been “if you
need any more help.” “How much would it be,” I enquired.
“For you to send me an extra cutting wheel?”
I haven't heard back
yet. But in the meantime I've been back on Indestructables and found
several different plans for jigs that don't look that difficult after
all: $10 - $12 (make that 15 Euros, probably, given that things are
dearer hear) and an hour or two's work.
Time to rethink bottle cutting. Meanwhile I will take my more successful attempts up to Turtle and Moon Studio where Lise has glass grinding equipment: I tried paper, but although it smoothed the clean cuts well, it is not able to clean up the jagged edges. Watch this space for developments!
I admire your tenacity- both with pursuing the overcharging on the postage and the bottle cutting. But losing the wheel! AAAAGH!
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